To be successful, a religion has to have some kind of function that works like a mind virus or chain letter.

If you agree with what I just said, you must copy-paste this entire comment a minimum of *three* times somewhere on Reddit. Twice on this sub, and once on any other sub.

If you do so, you will experience joy and good luck. Eternal life and happiness. If you do not, you will experience crappy things and have bad luck. It’ll suck really bad forever after you die and you’ll spend eternity wishing you copy-pasted this comment like you were supposed to.

ADDENDUM: Though not required, you may add any terms and conditions you like to your own version that you copy-paste. Those additions must be below this line, not contradict any of the above, and must end in an ADDENDUM statement similar this one.